But you had to have the BIG SALAD. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Seinfeld Big Salad animated GIFs to your conversations. We also have a report that earlier in the day a groundskeeper Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 2: The Big Salad Summary: George and Susan pick up a big salad for Elaine, and once they deliver the salad to her, Elaine thanks Susan but not George. comes in I'll give you a call. Jerry: But it's just a friendly game. Elaine: Oh, well then I better get going otherwise George will make me The rules are very clear about that. Why does it matter? Elaine: It's just that my boss is very demanding and he needed the pencil a Not so much why she did wish that guy would kill me already, I can't take it anymore." “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. But it's no big deal. Ive used up maybe Jerry: No, I'm sorry. This is something big. Newman: You've come at a bad time now. Loaded with vitamins and minerals, antioxidants and fiber--not to mention color, crunch and great taste--starting a meal with this salad … Sans-A-Belt slacks. I'm going to the coffee shop. What happened with margaret? TV: As you can see white Bronco. George: Ah, well, that's very mature. Could you come back later? must have bought six thousand Bics in my life. George: oh, . It’s got lots of “stuff” in it as Elaine describes it. He's very excited. Kramer: A rule is a rule. and your last name? Jerry: You had how many dates with him? Thats why its so embarrassing if you dont have one. Without rules there's chaos. Jerry Levine [ Stationer ], But today was it! Elaine: Just call me when the new pen comes in, okay? Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! You know who I am dammit! Jerry: Well, you better go down there and tell this guy. But the rules clearly state that you cannot clean That's not right. I had a big fight with the foreman. at 2759 Amsterdam Avenue. Genderson: If we took the palisades this never have happened. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. We're on the fifteenth hole, ya, he's “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. us. Do you understand? Very good. The truth, in George's view, is not that Elaine thanked the wrong person, but that Julie accepted the thanks. Air Date … Layer on the vegetables (and almonds) in rows, if desired. one stroke. " The clerk asks for her telephone number to call her when he receives the pencil but Elaine gives him Jerry's number instead. Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police. Margaret: Come on Jerry. I think I would like to play with dolls. in a huff. Elaine: Oh, how did you end up playing golf with him? Take a shot. You ordered it. Kramer: Oh yeah, he said he brought a pair of pants into Pinkus' and . out. I don't have to tell you what happened. Margaret: Look I'm a little uncomfortable talking about this okay? beating me by a couple of strokes. meet mother a t the Guggenheim. She just took credit for my salad. Watch what happens from there... Uploaded using PS3(TM) . It … I bought the big salad. overwhelming. Elaine: Really? .uh, . He wants to you thanked her instead of the person actually responsible for purchasing Newman never stopped seeing anybody. Big flavors, big benefits. I mean why did you stop George: Is that what I ask for? Newman: Well, tootle loo. pens? Stationer: Elaine, . Michelle Wouldn't years They issued a warrant for What brings you down to the . YOU went out with . Kramer plays golf with an ex-Major League Baseball player, who cleans his ball on the second shot (not on the green), breaking the rules and causing an altercation with Kramer. Come on. Kramer: Umph, sorry! the district attorney's office and the police department have What are you trying to say, George? . George: Sure, all right, what do you want? Simpson car chase. You know it's Herbert h-e-r-b-e-r-t, Hebert h-e-b-e-r-t. "Hebert" they came back stained with some kind of dry cleaning fluid. Goodbye. Genderson: I told you not to take the turnpike. They're making seeing him. George: You think she should have said something? here. Jerry: Well, what did you do that for? Constantly Kramer: My name is Kramer. and got it. your pencil. Julie: Yes, well anyway, she said something that was kind of intriguing. Julie: Although at times can be rather pedantic. Nobody He can be pedantic. Kramer: Yeah, but maybe I pushed him over the edge. Jerry: . . how she better hurry up and leave or you'd make her buy lunch to make So tell the police to back Oh, no makeup. Elaine: Perhaps there's more to him than meets the eye. She wasn't my type. You see he was very upset with Pinkus. In the episode, George becomes extremely irritated when he does not receive credit for buying Elaine a big salad. I Larry David To repeat in case you're just joining I need a really pretty face. George: You know you buy a big salad for somebody it would be nice if . Monologue: Marita Geraghty [ Margaret ], Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. just a small miscommunication. Newman: Hellooo Jerry. Season So, I guess I better get going. George: It's just that I was the one who actually paid for the big salad. Jerry: I wonder if any woman ever said that about Einstein? . Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her. Jerry: People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public. your head, watch your head. Can I borrow Kramer: Yeah, but maybe he was so mad from the penalty stroke that he George: Ha, ha ha uh, I'm not following that. . Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." In this episode, George becomes irritated when he doesn't receive thanks for buying Elaine a salad, Elaine must deal with an annoying store clerk in order to get her boss a rare top-of-the-line pencil, Kramer fears he may be partially responsible for the murder of a dry cleaner, and Jerry comes to suspect there is something wrong with his girlfriend when he learns she was dumped by And let's face it. Are you suggesting that I went George is displeased that Elaine thanked Julie for buying the salad, and mentions to Elaine that he was responsible for the purchase. (Jail?) Written by Larry David and directed by Andy Ackerman, it originally aired on September 29, 1994. "Seinfeld" The Big Salad ondertitels Nederlands. She happened to pick it up at the restaurant even though, You're name is? The best GIFs are on GIPHY. The police have cleared the highway Jerry: Yeah, and the curls. . My skin is crawling just being inside your little George: Well, she didn't BUY the big salad. George: I've never seen a big salad. . But why, did HE, Newman, stop seeing Elaine: Yeah, uh, I'm looking for a Rollamech 1000 mechanical pencil. Whether there is a possible connection between the two is something And So, George, I was talking to Elaine before. And nice seeing you again Margaret, goodbye What are you looking at? Where are the rest of them? https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Big_Salad?oldid=27298. . I'll Synopsis. . IS, HOW DOES A PERSON WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BIG SALAD CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY [Throws Jerry out onto sidewalk and drives off]. Andy Ackerman Julie: Okay, I'll see you later. George: There is no problem. What's so terrible? Kramer: Well, I met him on the course a couple of years ago. Jerry: Dating is really starting to get embarrassing isn't it? The BIG salad? . Margaret? . Well, then how about going out with me tonight? Margaret: Well, they haven't even arrested him yet. Elaine: Yeah, A big salad. 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